It's my newest my mom is going into labor soon and having twins and i'm excited to be a big brother but i need a distraction creation. Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce Strawberry Shortsnake! ....Well, Jenny thought it was funny.

Seriously though, I am so excited to be an older brother. is that weird? I mean for so long it was just me and Mom but now it's me, Mom, Allen, Shannon and Tommy and NOW two small people. I am really hyper. I swear all I had today was a candybar. No pixie stixs or anything. I think Lily may have put a do not sell to this boy announcement up cause I can't find them anywhere.

Working on the bakery's website is time consuming. Fanboying my own work is ego boosting.
People of Bon Temps, I johnny speirs have decided it may be time to cut my hair. Details to come on this scandalous piece of neighborhood gossip.
Oh, also, my mom is getting married and I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE THE CAKE WHETHER SHE KNOWS IT OR NOT

I believe this is an adequate articulation of my mom and I's emergency planning. I only bring this up because I was asked by a tiny precocious small person what our emergency plans were. Apparently RUN is not a good enough response for just about anything. It's too bad, it's always worked so well for us.

I should go to bed but Lily is studying and looking adorable and I like being up when she is. Tomorrow, no work or classes so I guess I can stay up.

This has been a post.

My mom has a date.
With a cop.
Who'd be cooler if he was this cop.
I'm feeling experimental tonight. first five vamps who come in get a free sampler of my strawbloody smoothies.

[Private to Tory]
it's ok. You were right. I did fuck up with Lily.